How to know if your a noob

You congratulate people who leveled from Level 1 to Level 2.
You don't know how many STR someone needs to become a Warrior.
You run from green snails, blue snails and red snails.
You die in a map packed with Level 2x monsters when you're Level 5x.
You call a Level 10x Mapler a noob.
You sell purple work gloves(plus 8, plus 3, plus any number etc.) to someone for 100K. (My oh-so-lucky cousin met a noob who sold her purple work gloves +3 for 100K.)
You exclaim, "yay I've reached Level 100!" when you have only reached Level 10.
You try to tackle the Iron Hog when you're below Level 30(I forgot Iron Hog is Level what…).
You use Dark Sight and say you're invisible.
You laugh and say they can't attack when Maplers attack random characters for fun.
You go to Orbis when you're below Level 20.
You run from Level 10x, thinking they're harmful.
You complain that Maple Story's too hard when you're at Level 1.
You think orange mushrooms are the highest level monster in Maple Story as they are the most powerful monsters on Maple Island.
You see people with cash-shop hairstyles and you think it isn't fair that Nexon gives them choices to choose great hairstyles.
You complain there's a bug when you click on Maplers and you see that they're wearing headwear(Bone Helmet, Red Baseball Cap etc.) but you can't see their headwear, when in reality they're wearing transparent caps.
You see people with pets and rush off to different maps hoping to stumble upon one.
You find it hard to kill a Dark Stump when you're a Level 15 and above Warrior.
You think there's some kind of bug when you're hit with the King Slime's Earthquake attack when you're using Dark Sight.
You think everything in the Free Market is free when you see the name of the market, and report the guy owning the first stall you see when you see the high prices.
You say that you are rich when you have 100 mesos, but when someone proves he or she has 100K, you say they hacked.
You tell(e-mail, etc.) Nexon that leveling is too easy because you could easily get from Level 1 to 2 less than two minutes.
You sell a Scroll for One-Handed for ATT for 100K and you're proud of yourself for scamming someone because you saw that kind of scroll sold 1meso in Potion Shops when in reality ATT scrolls could be sold for up to 1mil to 50mil(Yeah, I forgot how much it sold for in Free Markets).
You got a Lolipop weapon from some random monster and drag it to your character to make it equip the weapon, but you drop it instead and a Mapler swipes it.